Wanda the GNOME Fish says...

Ok, this one wasn't an email, but seems at home here anyway...

Q: How does a Unix guru have sex?

A: unzip;
strip;
touch;
finger;
mount;
fsck;
more;
yes;
umount;
sleep;

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