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Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms and
keeping the same slogan............
- Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
- Tesco Condoms - every little helps
- Nike Condoms - Just do it.
- Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
- Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
- KFC Condoms - Finger-licking good.
- Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
- Abbey national condoms - because life is complicated enough.
- Coca cola condoms - The real thing.
- Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
- Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
- Pringles condoms - once you pop, you just can't stop
- Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
- Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
- FCUK condoms - no comment required.
- Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
- Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
- Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
- On digital condoms - plug and play!
- Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
- Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
- Renault condoms - size matters....
- Maltesers condoms - the lighter way to enjoy chocolate
- Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
- Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30minutes
- Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
- Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
- Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
- Mars condoms - a condom a day helps work, rest and play!
- AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
- Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
- Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
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